(Source: thefuuuucomics, via yoloscope)

watchmeasihomestuck:

Space wallpaper, yay! As usual, message for different sizes.

(I might also make iPad/mobile versions of these walls at some point, ohoho.)

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ugh:

i just nspit out my sALVIA

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yourcreepyuncle:

fandom interpretation

• dirk is a whining weak uke uke chan who blushes whenever jake chan glances at him
• jake is a big strong man double pistols and an orgasm for anyone he spares a look at

reality

• dirk is a literal cool dude who doesn’t take shit from no one who can fight off an entire army of imperial drones practically by himself
• jake is a complete fucking 100% dork who who gets his ass beat half way across his island by a robot

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• News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
• News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
• News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
• Britain: wat.
• News in America: Man throws intestines at police
• Britain: wat
• News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
• News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
• Britain: Shit Canada.
• America: You fucked up.

Dear fandom,

Fanfic for JakexEveryonexDave

Now.

homestuck update

yoloscope:

alert

alert

alert

alert

Allow me to tell you everything that happens and show you everything before you get to check

patchoulol:

I think if anyone is ever asked why they “decided” to be trans or what “made” them trans, they should just link this video.

(Source: 90sjamz, via veggiesradgarden)

how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

Actually it’s more like this

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